"Found Jewish princess. Good-bye succulent pork."

[Bern]

The title of this post is one of Smith magazine's Six-Word Memoirs on Love & Heartbreak. You can submit your own, or email someone else's as a Valentine's card.

The link came from NPR's Valentine's Day special that offers A Poetry Slam For Valentine's Day and Sad Rap: Hip-Hop Laments For Valentine's Day.

If you're stuck for words for your Valentine, nick something from that lot.

xkcd webcomic